Dumbledore's Army
| In the last Harry Potter movie, we
see tyranny rise and the rebellion begin. Voldemort returns and
Dolores Umbrage takes over Hogwarts with an iron fist denying Voldemort's return. Harry Potter fights back and the
ancient Order of the Phoenix is reborn as the rebels meet in secret to form and train Dumbledore's army. In this
sad parody, Darren Entwistle is Voldemort and Moya Greene is Dolores
Umbridge as she takes over Canada Post and makes the Vancouver Parcel Project a living
nightmare. Finian and RBH are Fred and George Weasley. Pranksters who get kicked out of Hogwarts. Bruce Bell is Draco Malfoy of course with his two trusty sidekicks Crab and Goil who are Newt and Brismith. Enemies from within who strive to penetrate and expose Dumbledorf's secret army. George Doubt's supporters are Gryffindor. Bellites are the house of Slytherin and get their coat of arms from their chief sell out Buzz Hargrove. We helped your Operation Desert Storm. You helped our Operation Space Jam. Now stand with us as we rise up together in defense of the Canadian Economy and stand against Voldemort as he exports Canadian jobs overseas in an evil attempt to clear cut the Canadian economy. In this parody. George Doubt is Dumbledore and we stand beside him, win or lose because job security is the hill to die on. Join us Make History Enter Forum |